1. I was born with a coat hanger in my mouth. And I was dumped down south.

2. When I was young I’d listen to the radio, waiting for my favorite songs.

3. I learned the truth at seventeen.

4. I was young when I left home.

5. When I was a child, I spoke as a child. I wish I could remember what I said.

6. It was 1983, I was new on the scene. I just wanted everyone to like me.

7. I’m not where it’s at.

8. Every time I think I’m the only one who’s lonely someone calls on me.

9. Carve your number on my wall and maybe you will get a call from me.

10. I’m not looking for a new England.

11. I’d like to go to India and live in a big white house. In the forest.

12. I’m running speed trials standing in place.

13. I’m trying to untangle the jingle from the jangle.

14. I like tying up words and phrases and clauses.

15. Got a devil’s haircut in my mind.

16. Long haired freaky people need not apply.

17. I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.

18. What I could use is a touch of mascara.

19. I’d go the whole wide world.

20. I hope that I don’t fall in love with you.

21. I can’t help falling in love with you.

22. I didn’t steal your boyfriend.

23. Bazooka Joe says angels guide my every move and I believe him.

24. I’m not hypnotized.

25. I think I’ll just let the mystery be.