• cathyhendrix

25 Absolutely True Things About Me


1. I was born with a coat hanger in my mouth. And I was dumped down south.


2. When I was young I’d listen to the radio, waiting for my favorite songs.


3. I learned the truth at seventeen.


4. I was young when I left home.


5. When I was a child, I spoke as a child. I wish I could remember what I said.


6. It was 1983, I was new on the scene. I just wanted everyone to like me.


7. I’m not where it’s at.


8. Every time I think I’m the only one who’s lonely someone calls on me.


9. Carve your number on my wall and maybe you will get a call from me.


10. I’m not looking for a new England.


11. I’d like to go to India and live in a big white house. In the forest.


12. I’m running speed trials standing in place.


13. I’m trying to untangle the jingle from the jangle.


14. I like tying up words and phrases and clauses.


15. Got a devil’s haircut in my mind.


16. Long haired freaky people need not apply.


17. I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.


18. What I could use is a touch of mascara.


19. I’d go the whole wide world.


20. I hope that I don’t fall in love with you.


21. I can’t help falling in love with you.


22. I didn’t steal your boyfriend.


23. Bazooka Joe says angels guide my every move and I believe him.


24. I’m not hypnotized.


25. I think I’ll just let the mystery be.


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